Look, there is “racing,” and then there is “sliding a two-wheeled rocket ship sideways on dirt at 100mph.” We are officially in the latter territory as Bike Week hits the Flat Track. Dallas Daniels is carrying the #1 plate this year, which is essentially like wearing a “Kick Me” sign if the person kicking you was riding a 750cc Yamaha. The energy at the Short Track is pure cinematic chaos—engines screaming, dirt flying into your $12 beer, and athletes with zero fear of gravity. If you aren’t cheering, check your pulse.